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Fruit Machine Earnings: Chris: £ David: £

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Prostates: Chris: 0 David: 0

Times told off by Wives: Chris: David:

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Jokes made by Chris that David didn’t laugh at: 0 So far

How many times has David brought up rowing: 0 So far